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PhoenixPhail · M
😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!
It reminds me of my experience in the bar.
I went in around 3:30pm and sat at the bar until almost 5, not being able to decide what I wanted to drink.
The bartender walked over and said, "Hey pal, I don't mind your sitting here so long as we're pretty empty. But it's almost happy hour, and people are going to start coming in. If you're not going to buy a drink, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
I said, "Well, I just don't know what I'd like."
The bartender replied, "Why don't you try some tequila? It's one of the most popular liquors. [i]Lots[/i] of people like it."
Without hesitation, "NO! [i]OOOOOH, NO!!![/i]. The last time I drank tequila I was blowin' chunks all night."
The bartender said, [i]"Well man, just don't drink so [b]much![/b]"[/i]
I informed him, "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog."
It reminds me of my experience in the bar.
I went in around 3:30pm and sat at the bar until almost 5, not being able to decide what I wanted to drink.
The bartender walked over and said, "Hey pal, I don't mind your sitting here so long as we're pretty empty. But it's almost happy hour, and people are going to start coming in. If you're not going to buy a drink, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
I said, "Well, I just don't know what I'd like."
The bartender replied, "Why don't you try some tequila? It's one of the most popular liquors. [i]Lots[/i] of people like it."
Without hesitation, "NO! [i]OOOOOH, NO!!![/i]. The last time I drank tequila I was blowin' chunks all night."
The bartender said, [i]"Well man, just don't drink so [b]much![/b]"[/i]
I informed him, "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog."
PhoenixPhail · M
@Rusham 😂
