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A Dog Called Sex - an oldie but goodie
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call my dog "Sex".
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex.
He said, "Id like to have one too."
Then I said, "But this is a dog."
He said I didn't care what she looked like.
Then I said, "You don't understand, Ive had Sex since I was 9 years old."
He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.
He said that every room in the place was for sex.
I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."
The Clerk said "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets.
"But you don't understand", I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on television." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of the dog.
I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married."
The judge said "Me too."
Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had left me.
He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4 in the morning?"
I said, "I'm looking for Sex..."

It reminds me of my experience in the bar.

I went in around 3:30pm and sat at the bar until almost 5, not being able to decide what I wanted to drink.

The bartender walked over and said, "Hey pal, I don't mind your sitting here so long as we're pretty empty. But it's almost happy hour, and people are going to start coming in. If you're not going to buy a drink, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.

I said, "Well, I just don't know what I'd like."

The bartender replied, "Why don't you try some tequila? It's one of the most popular liquors. [i]Lots[/i] of people like it."

Without hesitation, "NO! [i]OOOOOH, NO!!![/i]. The last time I drank tequila I was blowin' chunks all night."

The bartender said, [i]"Well man, just don't drink so [b]much![/b]"[/i]

I informed him, "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog."
Omg lmao@PhoenixPhail
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wasityou46-50, F
The owner can also call out "Sex... here... now!" Lol.
馃ぃ @wasityou
Mounanou16-17, M
Baykha chouia

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