I bought a new pony and named him Mayo

He's quiet, but sometimes Mayo Neighs

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Holden · 31-35, M

Dadsaysjokes does great dad joke posts on social media. Do you follow them?

chuck7882 · 61-69, M

Must take some time to ketch up to him

popmol · 26-30, M

why call him after a condiment? it might be one of the best condiments but still?

samueltyler2 · 80-89, M

You are really too young for the kind of jokes you post that used to be called dad jokes.

samueltyler2 · 80-89, M

@eyeswideshut interesting. Most probably define them as lame, but at least chuckle anyway.

@samueltyler2
if it makes me smile/ laugh
I don't care if it's lame

samueltyler2 · 80-89, M

JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M

When you want him to gallop, to you apply your Miracle Whip?

ok, that deserves a rimshot

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Amandapower · 26-30, F

@SpectralMourning 🤔😔🫣😶‍🌫

Amandapower · 26-30, F

@Degbeme is it just me or is this one really funny I keep re-reading it and cracking up

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Amandapower It`s not just you, it is very funny. 😅

Holden · 31-35, M

😂😂😂😂

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