What are some of the lamest jokes you have ever heard?

The biggest joke I've heard is

Falakata

A man walks into a bar. He said "ouch!" It was an iron bar.

My niece (11y/o), who recently broke her foot walking down some stairs, told me yesterday she's a step-child

There's a thing called a broken joke. It's a joke that you expect to have a certain punchline, but that expectation is then violated.

A guy walks into a bar with a banana stuck in his ear. The bartender says, "Hey, guy! You've got a banana stuck in your ear!" The guy responds, "Yeah, I know."

That's a broken joke.

They are sometimes actually funnier than the original joke they're based on.

what is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

a weasel and a stoat are weasily distinguished, because a stoat is stoatally different!


(a weasel and a stoat are, of course, the same thing)

You should always knock before you open the fridge

There might be a salad dressing

All the posts and stuff on SW… 😴

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.

I can't remember any thank God!

My uncle used to be a magician but he gave it up. He was disillusioned.

Usually the ones I tell...

A skeleton walks into a bar and say to the bartender, "I'll have a beer... And a mop."

@SW-User he’s a lame joke

Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he got his knob stuck in the chicken.

"Doctor Doctor I have a Strawberry growing out of my arse"

Doctor "Better put some cream on it then"

So lame I can't even remember them 😂