What's a joke/riddle that always makes you laugh?

What do they call two gay guys named Bob?

Oral Roberts

What’s got 5 legs and a big smile?

… a pitbull

That is a melancholy little joke...

why did the man shit his pants?

because he was hit by a train.

Knock Knock

a bit brutal 😝[mrsbarbossa]

Did you hear the one about the two gay irishmen?

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick?

A corpse walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a lemonade.



The bartender says "certainly, I've never seen a stiff drink"





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