Tell me your offensive jokes part2
Let's hear them same as last time nothing's off limits
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CestManan · 46-50, F
These two guys often hang out at the beach. One of them gets a lot of attention from the ladies but the other one just doesn't. So he asks his friend, "What can I do to have better luck with the women?" The other guy says, "Well, maybe stick a potato down your swim trunks next time we go. That is what I do."
So he tries it but he keep getting strange stares and people snickering when he walks by. He goes to ask his friend why this is happening and his friend says, "Oh no, You are suppose to put it down the Front of your trunks!"
So he tries it but he keep getting strange stares and people snickering when he walks by. He goes to ask his friend why this is happening and his friend says, "Oh no, You are suppose to put it down the Front of your trunks!"
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Psychoticknight · 26-30
@redredred that's probably the best Mexican joke I've ever heard
redredred · M
@Psychoticknight And it’s not even derogatory about Mexicans. My Mexican American son in law thought it was very funny.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Psychoticknight Truth
Justafantasy · M
This Canadian walks into an American bar "I just heard the funniest American joke ever!" He's got tears coming out of his eyes from laughing so hard. The bartender looks at him"I'm American, see the doorman?" He's 250 and built like a brick shithouse"he's American, see the bouncer?" Who makes the doorman look tiny "he's American, now do you still want to tell that joke?" The Canadian stops laughing "Na, I don't want to have to explain it 3 times"
Justafantasy · M
@Psychoticknight first heard it about a Newfie. Easy to offend with it
Justafantasy · M
@CestManan yep. Easy to change to piss off whoever you want
JestAJester · 31-35, M
Why havent there been female astronauts sent to thr moon? Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar
When chuck norris visits a feminist rally he comes back with a sandwhich and ironed shirt
Did you know a jewish rabbi doesnt get paid a salary? He gets paid in tips
What do you call an IT teacher who touches kids? A PDF file
How does a deaf gynecologist understand his patient? He reads lips
What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar
When chuck norris visits a feminist rally he comes back with a sandwhich and ironed shirt
Did you know a jewish rabbi doesnt get paid a salary? He gets paid in tips
What do you call an IT teacher who touches kids? A PDF file
How does a deaf gynecologist understand his patient? He reads lips
Psychoticknight · 26-30
@JestAJester those last three were f****** killer dude you surely do not disappoint
Here's an oldie but a goodie I learned in my days in the most racist state in America what's faster than a black man with a TV..... His son with the VCR
Here's an oldie but a goodie I learned in my days in the most racist state in America what's faster than a black man with a TV..... His son with the VCR
Justafantasy · M
@Psychoticknight why don't Mexicans and blacks cross breed? You get someone to lazy to steal and can't fill out the paperwork to collect welfare
Psychoticknight · 26-30
@AwakeningConfession221122 all three were bangers nice
CestManan · 46-50, F
I asked my phone, "OK Google, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology" so I unplugged his life support.
Why can't Micheal Jackson go within 1/2 a mile of a school? Because he is dead.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
I was going to make a joke about covid-19 but it seems people who caught it have no taste.
My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology" so I unplugged his life support.
Why can't Micheal Jackson go within 1/2 a mile of a school? Because he is dead.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
I was going to make a joke about covid-19 but it seems people who caught it have no taste.
theAlchemist · 56-60, M
Psychoticknight · 26-30
@theAlchemist good one I haven't heard a new gay joke in ages
JestAJester · 31-35, M
Dacrowman · 70-79, M
Why do blacks win all the sprint races ?
They hear a gun go off and they're away 😂🤣
They hear a gun go off and they're away 😂🤣
Psychoticknight · 26-30
@ViciDraco that was f****** good
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Psychoticknight · 26-30
@ChemDawg here comes the rooster with one hell of a joke good one man
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Psychoticknight · 26-30
@ChemDawg well of course you ain't going to talk to it unless it's burning lmao