Tell me your offensive jokes part2
Let's hear them same as last time nothing's off limits
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CestManan · 46-50, F
I asked my phone, "OK Google, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology" so I unplugged his life support.
Why can't Micheal Jackson go within 1/2 a mile of a school? Because he is dead.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
I was going to make a joke about covid-19 but it seems people who caught it have no taste.
My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology" so I unplugged his life support.
Why can't Micheal Jackson go within 1/2 a mile of a school? Because he is dead.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
I was going to make a joke about covid-19 but it seems people who caught it have no taste.
