As it’s lunch time and I’m off to the pub, here’s some pub chalk board humour

A bit more:

Our local convenience store now delivers already placed my order.. it's booze and cigars.

I've no photos of it but the Quicksilver Mail, in Yeovil, has a similar board claiming something like:

"Warm Beer, Grumpy Landlord. Don't believe it? Come in and find out!"


While another pub I know has its toilets in the two far corners of a long bar room; and a large sign on the wall between them gives these directions:

[quote]Men to the left, women to the right - because women are always right. [/quote]

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Two free-house pubs with their own, traditionally rumbustious attitude shared by staff and regulars alike, to portable ' phones:

The Hunters' Lodge Inn near Wells used to have a large board with about a dozen old phones nailed through to it, and held aloft by the landlord to everyone's delight if some unsuspecting visitor's talking-block rang out.

The Tan Hill Inn, high in the Pennine Hills, displayed its equivalent phones in vinegar in a big pickle-jar.

No giant TV screens and piped "music" in these places either! Hooray!

I love this! So cool, the one pub, advertising, Texas Shiner beer! Good stuff! 😊

Hilarious. 🤣

That last one is hilarious, but where did the toaster come from. (And don’t say Tesco’s.)

[quote] .. the problem with having an open mind is there’s no shortage people trying to fill it their crap.[/quote] @WintaTheAngle: Good one; thanks.

The last one .....😂🤣😂