As it’s lunch time and I’m off to the pub, here’s some pub chalk board humour
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ArishMell · 70-79, M
I've no photos of it but the Quicksilver Mail, in Yeovil, has a similar board claiming something like:
"Warm Beer, Grumpy Landlord. Don't believe it? Come in and find out!"
While another pub I know has its toilets in the two far corners of a long bar room; and a large sign on the wall between them gives these directions:
[quote]Men to the left, women to the right - because women are always right. [/quote]
......
Two free-house pubs with their own, traditionally rumbustious attitude shared by staff and regulars alike, to portable ' phones:
The Hunters' Lodge Inn near Wells used to have a large board with about a dozen old phones nailed through to it, and held aloft by the landlord to everyone's delight if some unsuspecting visitor's talking-block rang out.
The Tan Hill Inn, high in the Pennine Hills, displayed its equivalent phones in vinegar in a big pickle-jar.
No giant TV screens and piped "music" in these places either! Hooray!
"Warm Beer, Grumpy Landlord. Don't believe it? Come in and find out!"
While another pub I know has its toilets in the two far corners of a long bar room; and a large sign on the wall between them gives these directions:
[quote]Men to the left, women to the right - because women are always right. [/quote]
......
Two free-house pubs with their own, traditionally rumbustious attitude shared by staff and regulars alike, to portable ' phones:
The Hunters' Lodge Inn near Wells used to have a large board with about a dozen old phones nailed through to it, and held aloft by the landlord to everyone's delight if some unsuspecting visitor's talking-block rang out.
The Tan Hill Inn, high in the Pennine Hills, displayed its equivalent phones in vinegar in a big pickle-jar.
No giant TV screens and piped "music" in these places either! Hooray!