Why have there never been a pregnant Barbie Doll.

@jackjjackson Nope there are no "Theys", just plastic flat lower half.

@Patriot96 Just because Fisher Price or who ever made the dang dolls made Ken a flat bottom it does not make him a tranny. (Hey literals I do not need to know, okay).

@jackjjackson Ken came out in an era when pop up head lights came out maybe he was supposed to have a button to push but they decided not to go with it.

@Flenflyys Well I blame G.I. Joe and not Ken for her pregnancy!

@2cool4school Well thank you, and I hope and pray you can find your spark again. It is my soul goal here to help a person to laugh, to share openly and honestly, and to be a supportive person.

@WillaKissing I'm sorry I misunderstood the post 😔

@Longpatrol Thank you, I thought maybe you had, and I just wanted to be sure. We are all good.

@HootyTheNightOwl Wow! You literals take a joke way too far. Okay G.I. Joe knocked her up while home on Leave. You happy now!

@Patriot96 More like an Enoch, and I blame G.I. Joe being home on leave if Barbie got pregnant.

@MyNameIsHurl This was for Joke purposes, and not literalness, and if she got pregnant it was G.I. Joe when he was home on leave!

@lumberjackslam She’s from Mattel (the same company that brought the plastic M-16 rifle to Vietnam)

@2cool4school is that the case? their guns were made by Mattel? sweet!

@lumberjackslam yeah some of the first troops to be issued them called them “Barbie rifles” and Mattel stopped adding their logo and name to the stock.