Why have there never been a pregnant Barbie Doll.

@lumberjackslam That is a good question, all I know is while Ken is waxing his surfboard G.I. Joe is dying to get leave to bang Barbie!

@WillaKissing this could open up a whole can of worms. I mean do Ken's balls finally drop?

@lumberjackslam Nope that is why he waxes his surfboard while G.I. Joe gets the mission done!

@lumberjackslam She’s from Mattel (the same company that brought the plastic M-16 rifle to Vietnam)

@2cool4school is that the case? their guns were made by Mattel? sweet!

@lumberjackslam yeah some of the first troops to be issued them called them “Barbie rifles” and Mattel stopped adding their logo and name to the stock.