How can I injure myself to be hospitalized for a while?

Maybe if I just fall down a flight of stairs or something. I don’t want to die or injure myself permanently. Just injure myself to be hospitalized for a while. There is a woman that lives in my apartment building who I have a huge crush on. She is so beautiful and I can’t stop thinking about her. But I never get the opportunity to talk with her. She works as a nurse at the local hospital. So if I get injured bad enough, maybe I will finally be able to get to know her better.