How can I injure myself to be hospitalized for a while?

Maybe if I just fall down a flight of stairs or something. I don’t want to die or injure myself permanently. Just injure myself to be hospitalized for a while. There is a woman that lives in my apartment building who I have a huge crush on. She is so beautiful and I can’t stop thinking about her. But I never get the opportunity to talk with her. She works as a nurse at the local hospital. So if I get injured bad enough, maybe I will finally be able to get to know her better.

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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

You really are a far out cat. And in this case, it's not in a good way. Look, just talk to this woman. You don't need to be injured to go see her, just get her phone number. Trust me, bro, playing weird head games where you deliberately hurt yourself to get her attention is only going to backfire.

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@LordShadowfire she might think that I’m romantic for being willing to injure myself just to be with her.

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@Faroutcat No, dude, she will think you're a psycho. Trust me.