I was at a restaurant tonight with a large group of people and my ears started ringing and went on for a long time.This getting old thing really kind of sucks. I don't know if it's my concert going or my years in the loud clubs in my youth catching up to me. The ringing eventually stopped, but damn I don't like this at all.
How young were you when you first heard something that made you feel old?I was in my late 20's in the 1970's. A friend told me that he went to a movie theater the previous night and overheard a conversation between two teenage girls sitting in front of him. "You know what? I heard that before Wings, Paul McCartney was in... See More »
An old lady goes to the doctor and says 'doc, I can't stop farting.They're silent with no smell, but l've let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here' The doc gives her some pills and tells her to come back next week. The next week the old lady comes back and says 'doc, I took the pills, the farts are still silent... See More »
