Do you sweep up your pubes after shaving, or do you just leave it for the maid?

My husband just asked me what I was laughing at so I showed him this post and some of your answers and he said, "Ewwww". 😂

I prefer to put mine in a pony tail lol

I bag them and sell them on pubes. Com

I glue them to my face

I like to collect themto make a beard on my face
And to make sweaters for etsy

I keep them for kindling when it gets cold.

The maid?!? Who has a maid?

Do mine in the shower so it goes down the drain.

shave?
I pluck- and I'm weaving it into a sweater

i use them to make meatloaf... instead of bread crumbs 👅

I sprinkle them on ice cream 🍨

No, as the maid helps with the shaving

I don't shave, i pluck them out and stick the little moist follicles to the bathroom mirror

I glue them together and make a blanket

If I can afford a maid, I can definitely afford not to shave my own pubes.
I need a weed-whacker at this point…

They go down the shower drain. Wet shaving gets closer with less chaffing *for me anyway*.

I let the maid shave me

mail them to some junk ad company in a prepaid postage envelope that came with the ad

Vallet or the butler never the maid that's gross. 😂

Leaf blower

Lmfao!!

I'd really like to have the maid do the whole thing - but evidently her embassy has lodged a formal protest.

Aim the fan to blow them out the window, and let nature take it's course, it's like a dandelion in the wind

I let the robot vacuum do it so she doesn’t start thinking she’s above her status

I have a skin condition that leaves me unable to shave ☹️

Well both I guess, since I’m also the maid around here.

Damnit I just found one in my sandwich!!

Sweep them up then dump then outside.

Its what she gets paid for

If I left something for the maid it would never go away.
I picked up razor blades, metal shards, lots of IBM tape, rotten food, beer cans - from a yard where I was invited to help garden this morning. If I left something like that I'd be in prison.

I'm Alwayz Clean

My butler does that.

Aren't you my maid 🤭

clean that shit up

Maid? Who can afford a maid? 😂
Oh and yes..... only polite to clean up after yourself. Ugh 🤮 pubes everywhere 😬

I do it outside so they blow away with the wind and birds 🐦 can make cozy nests.

I am collecting them, one day I'll make a pube carpet

I don't shave my pubes and I don't have a maid.

My daughters and their friends wax and clean me up after

Oh I say ,the maid does the shaving .

Shave in the shower and I am the house keeper

That’s how I get my chest hair

I use them as seasoning.

I use a flowbee

i don't shave, I just trim it with a machine and the pubes goes fuckin everywhere

I like to save mine and then dry them in the over and then I add them to salads for extra crunch 🥗🥙

I sell them to wig manufacturers.

Maid? I think you overestimate my wealth. I can't afford a full staff, just a valet.