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SweetMae · 70-79, F
Maintaining?
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OogieBoogie · F
TexChik · F
@OogieBoogie Oh I have a hubby , but I get up early to do my workout...a daily purge of the ptsd anger is what I have to do to stay focused and sane.
OogieBoogie · F
@TexChik thats incredible!
My son would wake a 5am, not go to sleep till 11:30 or later ...and wake a few times a night...and it did me in !
Personally , there wasn't a second of the day that wasn't accounted for.
It was only my job years later that kept me fit, and the fact I barely had time to eat .
I don't know how you do it 😊
My son would wake a 5am, not go to sleep till 11:30 or later ...and wake a few times a night...and it did me in !
Personally , there wasn't a second of the day that wasn't accounted for.
It was only my job years later that kept me fit, and the fact I barely had time to eat .
I don't know how you do it 😊
HannahSky · F
Maintaining? I maintain my car🙄
HannahSky · F
@Straylight I'm not aware they need repair.. No check light on or anything 😟
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
@HannahSky You need blinker fluid!
HannahSky · F
@ImRileyTheDog I have everything in stock already 😟
ProdigalSummer · F
Well, we all sign a super secret oath on our 12th birthdays to do 4 hrs of special boob exercises and shave them twice daily.
I’ve said too much…
I’ve said too much…
SW-User
@ProdigalSummer Damn! Now everyone knows!🤣
OogieBoogie · F
@SW-User she has defiled the sisterhood oath!!!!😡😂
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The fuck kind of maintenance are you envisioning exactly?
Straylight · 31-35, F
@SW-User Front end alignment, rotate the nipples, check the brake fluid levels. You know, boob maintenance.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
I guess the same way that a guy maintains his balls except we use lotion all over our boobs and do handstands against the walls to keep our boobs going in the right direction
Darkskiescoming · 51-55, M
@Keepitsimple I do the same thing for my balls....lol
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
It’s not easy trying to stay young and youthful looking LOL@Darkskiescoming
Darkskiescoming · 51-55, M
@Keepitsimple No it is not, got to keep the blood flow going. Lol
CookieCrumbs · F
Why would it be a chore?
Mine are very independent.
No fuss.
Mine are very independent.
No fuss.
carsonfry · 22-25, M
@CookieCrumbs I think CookieCrumbs has great boobs and she is so happy people are eating her cookies, she is missing out on guys tasting her boobs.
CookieCrumbs · F
@carsonfry
Ok 🙄
Ok 🙄
carsonfry · 22-25, M
[@CookieCrumb @CookieCrumbs i AM SURE YOU BOOBS TASTE BETTER THAN ANY COOKIE.
TexChik · F
Have you ever seen a boob ? 🙄
OogieBoogie · F
@carsonfry your own dont count 😝
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We just take our boobs off and throw them in the dryer to shrink them or poke a hole in them to get the air bubbles out
Otherwise we would have to keep getting bigger bras and it would hurt
I mean we can take Tylenol to help with the pain and swelling but its easier to drain them and shrink them weekly
Otherwise we would have to keep getting bigger bras and it would hurt
I mean we can take Tylenol to help with the pain and swelling but its easier to drain them and shrink them weekly
BeefySenpie · M
@SW-User You should become an author. I see a bright future for you
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@BeefySenpie I really don't wanna hear it 🙄
Straylight · 31-35, F
@SW-User You’re giving away our secrets!
Mrballs · 70-79, M
Man boobs are often overlooked and undervalued
carsonfry · 22-25, M
I mean when you are a teenager and you get boobs, and you have to get a bra and they keep getting bigger and you have to keep up with them. You get excited to have them, guys get excited to see them.
Maybe you have kids and they breastfeed and that is new and exciting and a maturing moment.
But is there a day that comes where you just wish you did not have them. I mean you did not have to put on a bra. You just did not have to deal with anything about them?
Maybe you have kids and they breastfeed and that is new and exciting and a maturing moment.
But is there a day that comes where you just wish you did not have them. I mean you did not have to put on a bra. You just did not have to deal with anything about them?
carsonfry · 22-25, M
@OogieBoogie We could put a man on the moon in 1968, or whatever year it was, but we can not make a comfortable bra for a big busted woman 50 years later, nor can we go back to the moon. Are we getting more stupid?
Answer=yes
Answer=yes
OogieBoogie · F
@walabby this is true !
Some women are born with inverted nipples, and go through painful procedures, tjat aren't even guaranteed to work, just so tgey can breastfeed.
My sister ended up having surgery for this very thing, only to find out , the surgery was only aesthetic, and she still couldn't breastfeed.
There is such inequality still .
We built a motorised wheelbarrow years before we built a motorised pram .
And a deluxe motorised wheelbarrow costs like 2 grand, while a deluxe motorised pram is like 8 grand .
The do almost the same thing. 🤷♀️
Some women are born with inverted nipples, and go through painful procedures, tjat aren't even guaranteed to work, just so tgey can breastfeed.
My sister ended up having surgery for this very thing, only to find out , the surgery was only aesthetic, and she still couldn't breastfeed.
There is such inequality still .
We built a motorised wheelbarrow years before we built a motorised pram .
And a deluxe motorised wheelbarrow costs like 2 grand, while a deluxe motorised pram is like 8 grand .
The do almost the same thing. 🤷♀️
BigImo · 26-30, F
I usually let them live their own lives tbh
nonsensiclesnail · F
What sort of maintenance do you think boobs have? I’m curious.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@nonsensiclesnail An oil change every 3000 miles.
Keeper · M
I offer an affordable monthly rate.
Kinda like housekeeping
Kinda like housekeeping
SW-User
Who knows, I’m still trying to grow mine 🙄😂
carsonfry · 22-25, M
@SW-User I guess you might never get exhausted from dealing with them. Hopefully you will get something to take care of.
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Weird..boobs are a natural thing for girls, like balls are for boys
BalmyNites · F
Weird question lol
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
Boobs are gross
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
@carsonfry Well you're not a female so I guess you'll never know
carsonfry · 22-25, M
@ImRileyTheDog I am not a female, I was hoping you could teach me to understand your situation.
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
@carsonfry Lol nah, clearly ain't happening dude
Lilymoon · F
The only chore is wearing a bra all day. lol
Viper · M
My random guess would be whenever the back pain kicks in! Or trying to run and they bounce too much, but that's just a guess on my part.
AnnSteve · C
Thats like asking if maintaining your arm is an asset or chore.
BeefySenpie · M
You mean get rid of the breadcrumbs I assume? 🤔
walabby · M
I'm surprised that so many women think that guys like huge boobs. Most comments from guys on that subject seem to say that they'd prefer natural, unenhanced boobs, regardless of size...
lilacs · 41-45, F
I have small boobs, it's easier to go braless, but I feel for women who must wear them on a regular basis.😥
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Wut?
carsonfry · 22-25, M
@SW-User I guess that day has never come to you, and maybe it never does for women. Maybe the maintenance of caring for them is worth the pleasure you gain from having them.
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@carsonfry yes
carsonfry · 22-25, M
@SW-User I think boobtastic is a confirmation that they are still give more pleasure than pain.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
My friend has a great pair,pretty big. She suffers a lot of back pain because of them. She wants them reduced in size.
what the hell are you saying creepy one??
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chrisCA · M
Maintaining?
KentuckyWildcats · M
OP
Just curious, how does a guy maintain his Johnson?
Just curious, how does a guy maintain his Johnson?
Entwistle · 56-60, M
@KentuckyWildcats Shower or bathe every day.
KentuckyWildcats · M
@Entwistle that's a given. A guy too lazy to wash his nuts doesn't deserve to get boobs to play with, admire and suck on.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
@KentuckyWildcats Agreed.
OogieBoogie · F
When they go from a C to a D, and it only gets worse from there up.
Viper · M
@OogieBoogie we could push our chest together and share the load for a little while ;)
walabby · M
@OogieBoogie You mean the size of.... Rock Melons...??? XD
carsonfry · 22-25, M
@OogieBoogie I think you gave the most honest answer. Certainly the guys love them, but they are a daily struggle for you to keep up with.
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
It's always a chore.
carsonfry · 22-25, M
@DearAmbellina2113 Never got pleasure because of them?
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
@carsonfry I mean during sex sure. But otherwise they're a chore.
carsonfry · 22-25, M
@DearAmbellina2113 That was my question. Does there come a day the maintenance exceeds the pleasure of having them.
HellsBelle · 36-40, F
at puberty.
Azlotto · M
When she gets paid for showing them.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
This is a weird question. I just lotion mine.
SW-User
How do you maintain boobs? Do you have to buy a kit for that or does it require a mechanic?