Girls and their boobs!!!

@HannahSky Apparently we need to maintain out boobs

How the fuck does one do that

@ImRileyTheDog Right?

@SW-User Did you get your boob oil changed this year?

@ImRileyTheDog Yes! I'll be having my nipples calibrated next week!

@ImRileyTheDog idk if it wasn't in your basic training🪖, we're screwed I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

@SW-User Don't forget to get the rotated too!

@ImRileyTheDog Definitely! And alignment without the underwires!🤭

@HannahSky Yeah the Army did teach me how to maintain a tank but not my boobs

Might have to go back for a refund

@SW-User Thinking about a new color, what do you think would look good?

@ImRileyTheDog Anything but Olive Drab, or camouflage!

@ImRileyTheDog I think you must have skipped that day 😂 go back and let us all know please

@SW-User Yeah those would look awful

@HannahSky I will as soon as I can. I need to make sure you know how to maintain yours too.

@ImRileyTheDog ikr I'm really concerned now 😂 thxxx

@HannahSky I don't want yours to like fall off or rust!!!😰

@ImRileyTheDog I'm worried I didn't do something or missed a tune up now 😭

@HannahSky I have duct tape to make sure they stay firm and in place

@ImRileyTheDog I'm gonna need a lot of that 🤭

@HannahSky Let me run to the store

@ImRileyTheDog this sounds painful 😂

@HannahSky Think we will need super glue too? It might be a few months till I return

@ImRileyTheDog Do you like guys to notice the bulge in your shirt/blouse?

@carsonfry tf 🙄

@ImRileyTheDog 😱Riley!

@carsonfry Boobs don't get blood flow to make them erect like a penis my guy, just an fyi