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AnaKoroleva · 36-40, F
They will think is some type of crime like fraud or trading crime, because they always say to think I have make too much money in doing business with client in UK or Germany!
summersong · F
Losing my temper and beating the shit out of someone
SomeMichGuy · M
@summersong Hmmm...perhaps you could offer it as a service for the constipated...
helenS · 36-40, F
My family fought against fascists. My grandfather killed fascists in the mountains, in 1944 and 1945.
If I were arrested without explanation (= abducted at gunpoint), my family would assume the time has come to dig out the guns again.
If I were arrested without explanation (= abducted at gunpoint), my family would assume the time has come to dig out the guns again.
SomeMichGuy · M
@helenS ...well, considering it seems the citizens of many "free" nations seem to have forgotten that we fought a world war about this...and WON it...only to sit by and watch is re-emerge...well, you might be right.
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
Spanked it during a Zoom meeting
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@summersong online office romance sounds fucking hilarious
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@summersong I’ll send you my personal Zoom link then
summersong · F
@Technetium I mean I’m sure it’s happening somewhere lol
MellyMel22 · F
[i][c=#BF0080]Punched someone who tested me or killed the kids’ dad 🤷🏻♀️ [/c][/i]
SomeMichGuy · M
@MellyMel22 Tested you? Like administered the GRE?
MellyMel22 · F
@SomeMichGuy [i][c=#BF0080]Someone who has tested me too much and made me snap. [/c][/i]
SomeMichGuy · M
@MellyMel22 AH...ok. Gotcha.
SW-User
Road rage-related stuff. 🤷♀️
ammelee · F
road rage
SomeMichGuy · M
@ammelee ! But you're so sweet! lol
ammelee · F
@SomeMichGuy one day I'll just lose my mind
midnightrose · F
They'd probably be as confused as I would be.
Marcofor · M
@midnightrose Are you that good? Lol. Or, are you capable of doing a lot of things that they would be confused about which one it would exactly be.
midnightrose · F
@Marcofor It's the no explanation part. I've made minor infractions of the law, non-arrestable offenses such as speeding. Even with that, I've had a clean record for over a decade.
They say there are so many laws on the books everybody has broken a law without knowing it, so there's that.
If I get arrested for no obvious reason it will be due to some dumb law or it was justified. I believe that's how my family would see it because they see me as a person who doesn't get in trouble.
They say there are so many laws on the books everybody has broken a law without knowing it, so there's that.
If I get arrested for no obvious reason it will be due to some dumb law or it was justified. I believe that's how my family would see it because they see me as a person who doesn't get in trouble.
Coisty · 51-55, M
Smacked someone. That used to always be the reason
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Some sort of road rage incident.
luv2fly352 · 70-79, M
Because I asserted my 1st,4th,and 5th amendment rights in the face of tyrannical police officers who did not know the law(s) they were trying to enforce,and failed to understand that I have constitutional rights even while in police custody.
SomeMichGuy · M
@luv2fly352 All too possible. 😣
Assault w a bat
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
Sex crime. But like, consensual adult stuff. Probably in public or with the police chief's wife or something.
SomeMichGuy · M
@CheshireCatalyst lol
tiggerandariel13 · 41-45, MVIP
chasing off boys trying to date my girls
SomeMichGuy · M
@tiggerandariel13 Excused for just being a dad.
Murder
Diamond Heist
Quit taking my meds, or that they quit working. It’s hard to say what I would have done at that point. Possibly something pretty violent.
SW-User
Cried out for help ... arrested for my own safety
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Posted once too often on SW.
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
The usual!!
BiasForAction · M
I’m not sure I want to find out