Why are you so angry, yo?

I'm not sure exactly, but perhaps I'm compelled to comment when 14 year old white Canadian girls attempt to ask rather innocuous questions.

I’ve been drinking. My sass is reaching maximum levels.

It beats being sad

Insecure ego. I fear disappearing and being insignificant so I use bravado and exaggeration to make myself important in the eyes of others so they will tell me I'm a good boy.

Momma said it’s because I gots all these teef and no toofbrush..

I'm not.

I have reasons to be angry...but I'm not 🤗

Why are you so calm, Yo?

What's wrong with you?

Because this year sucks

I have a thorn in my foot

I hate this year and I don’t like the cartoon Braceface! Too dark and boring

Not exactly angry but disappointed in how crappy this year has been for me.

lots of practice

You stepped on my lawn.