Shit on their stomach.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Elegy I knew I could count on you for advice. 😌
Elegy · 46-50
@dumpstermeow If it's true they will shit back.
Tell them something you're very unlikely to say
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Dewms I can't unless it's true.
@dumpstermeow U___U make chicken noise

SW-User
noodz
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@SW-User you're probably right.

SW-User
On here? Or offline?
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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@SW-User sounds too complicated. 😨

SW-User
@dumpstermeow Yeah. You’re right. Much easier to go the indirect route. 😂 Maybe subliminal messages? 🤔
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@SW-User I'm doing a rain dance as we speak. If he gets wet he'll know. 😬
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
Why are you looking for someone’s attention? You’re better than that.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@BlueMetalChick I'm just annoyed, I'll get over it.
Bill1372 · 51-55, M
He may be shy or intimidated... be a little forward... talk about doing anything... (having a drink, coffee, lunch, etc...) then slip in, “we should do that sometime” to feel him out... if interested he will jump at the opportunity and agree you guys should. Again, he may be shy and not know your situation... good luck ;)
Bill1372 · 51-55, M
Keep me posted

SW-User
An extra wiggle in my walk
rage34 · 36-40, M
Attention as in from someone u like or just want some attention in general?.. me. Personally imI'm not the type to want attention all the time but every now and then I do and I'm pretty talented with doing magic tricks so I'll just bust those out on ppl from time to time lol
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@rage34 that's awesome!

SW-User
Depends who I'm trying to get attention from and why

SW-User
@dumpstermeow you started engaging me more actively when we'd interact. After we made our baby you pm'ed me first. Just be you S. Be friendly, you quickly became one of my best friends because you were genuine.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@SW-User I recall this now. 🙀

SW-User
@dumpstermeow yeah, so you can do this with someone else. :) I have faith in your social abilities. Use them!
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
Tie them to a chair and feed them cupcakes
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@JarJarBoom fuckin lol
TacoCat · 26-30, M
Pm
TacoCat · 26-30, M
@dumpstermeow who is it 👀
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@TacoCat someone who has replied on here. That's all I'll say. 🙈
@dumpstermeow P M P M P M, I'll be your cheerleader squad, PM that mothafucka
Coppercoil · M
Everyone loves you.. what are you talking about?
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Coppercoil prove it. 😒
Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M
My wit and compassion.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Moosepantspatty what if that doesn't work?
Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M
@dumpstermeow oh, Im a very nice and compassionate person, if people dont want to associate with me, thats sad, but its okay.
SerenitiesScars · 36-40, M
😠 Who are you cheating on me with!?
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@SerenitiesScars you know nothing of my crushes. 😶
SerenitiesScars · 36-40, M
😒 Because you never talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@SerenitiesScars I do too. 😒
TheArchitect · 36-40, M
Just be you and if they don't notice the truth arnt worth your time
djcam · M
Do you mean in a flirty way?
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@djcam possibly

SW-User
throw cupcakes to that individual whose attention you seek? 🤔

SW-User
Disappear
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@SW-User that seems counterintuitive. 😨
PrincessVelvet · F
Cartwheels typically work 😋
do some juggling in monocycle
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@YukikoAmagi I would if I could. 😟
@dumpstermeow 😄😄 start some practice
@hidingrighthere noo it gets a lot of people's attention 😄

SW-User
Well... will need a little more context... but repeating what you're doing if that isn't working, is not the answer.
Vetrov · 61-69, M
Well l usually take a leaf out of Mr Vance Packard’s book and employ hidden persuaders...

SW-User
Psst over here 👋. 😁
Tatsumi · 31-35, M
Ram them. Then, if you're both still alive, perfect attention grabber. You'll have all the attention.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
show a bit of leg
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout interesting. 🤔
Fireworks bby, a fuck ton
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
A sloppy wet kiss would work well.
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
Step one: grow a dick
Step two: dick pic
Step two: dick pic
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@CheshireCatalyst what foods should I eat to help me grow a dick? Are there exercises I can try?
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
@dumpstermeow carrots, cucumbers, hot dogs, even asparagus. Anything penisy.
I'm afraid there are no exercises. Otherwise all men would have ten foot dicks.
I'm afraid there are no exercises. Otherwise all men would have ten foot dicks.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@CheshireCatalyst I'll go on a strictly banana and sausage diet immediately. 😌
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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@chuck7882 that makes no sense.