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What do you do to get someone's attention?

I'm out of ideas. 😒

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CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M

Step one: grow a dick

Step two: dick pic

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@CheshireCatalyst what foods should I eat to help me grow a dick? Are there exercises I can try?

CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M

@dumpstermeow carrots, cucumbers, hot dogs, even asparagus. Anything penisy.

I'm afraid there are no exercises. Otherwise all men would have ten foot dicks.

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@CheshireCatalyst I'll go on a strictly banana and sausage diet immediately. 😌