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My sister and her husband have 4 kids. They're doing fine. But for me personally, I would never want to have any more than two.
Jibby · 56-60, C
@SW-User I don't have kids and it's a good thing because I lost myself for a decade-and-a-half. I wouldn't want to put a kid through something like I see a lot of other people do. I guess it worked out cuz I can't stand kids I like them for a few minutes and when they act up I could give it right back to its parents you know what nieces and nephews... I live vicariously through them and I get to stay slightly self-centered I mean I do like to do what I want with the short life we get in the first place. I'm not sure my cat even likes me as a parent the The little bastard. Maybe if I get very wealthy and can have a team of nannies and the soundproof room around it I guess would be okay if it shut up
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
i dont care if they have 50.. as long as the government aint their babies daddy.. feed your damn spawn yourself, baby factories..
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Jibby · 56-60, C
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout their vagina is like The Giving Tree
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
@Jibby its a gad dang clowns car ;D
Jibby · 56-60, C
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout lol ..diapers exploding ..horns..snot encrusted faces. A fuckin horror show
Tatsumi · 31-35, M
Stupid people have more kids than intelligent people. And the smartest people don't have kids, at all.
There is no need for justification. Not really. People rarely think about anything regarding having children other than, "I want a child." Or, "It's what you're supposed to do." The more average people don't think beyond how well they think they could financially support a child.
Having children is so much a natural part of human existence, it is rarely thought to need a justification. It is simply what you do.
They say nothing to themselves, aside from self-delusions and some vague planning. Mostly, it is just a thoughtless, instinctual act, in general. The more instinctual or stupid a person is, the more likely they are to have multiple children.
There is no need for justification. Not really. People rarely think about anything regarding having children other than, "I want a child." Or, "It's what you're supposed to do." The more average people don't think beyond how well they think they could financially support a child.
Having children is so much a natural part of human existence, it is rarely thought to need a justification. It is simply what you do.
They say nothing to themselves, aside from self-delusions and some vague planning. Mostly, it is just a thoughtless, instinctual act, in general. The more instinctual or stupid a person is, the more likely they are to have multiple children.
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Tatsumi people bashing their but they are in the Forefront of actually solving the ridiculous amount of kids. Better to educate one or two highly than to spread the wealth over a crowd. I always say if you didn't get the signs of a genius by the second one. Chances are it's not in your bloodline stop at 2 and hopefully they'll graduate seventh grade let alone College
I think 4 is a perfect number. :)
Jibby · 56-60, C
@lauriethecolourful I say 4 - 4 is a very nice symmetrical equation for me
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
I have 2 and thats all I can handle
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Sunnykel76 ooh perhaps you'll change your mind 😏 when you have no one in your home and the kids are out, living, you will think about a cute little baby to lighten your days. 😋
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Sunnykel76 that's about2 more than I'd like to have. Kids seem to like me because I am a clown. And that's all well and good for about 10 minutes. That's why I'm glad they invented an exterior of a home as well as an interior.. I could always shut a door from noisy mouths
Adogslife · 61-69, M
Gusman · 61-69, M
I came from a family with 7 kids. Nothing but a struggle. Hand me down clothing. Cheap nasty food, no treats. No trips away. Loveless parents. Totally wrong. I believe some people should never have children.
One reason I never married.
One reason I never married.
AnonymousJSS · 22-25, F
Fr. I don't want any. Maybe just 1 but that's it
Jibby · 56-60, C
@AnonymousJSS I would bring it to a forest and let it be Raised by Wolves. This way if it ever wants to come home it could protect the yard at night
AnonymousJSS · 22-25, F
@Jibby 🤣 Good plan!
Jibby · 56-60, C
@AnonymousJSS :-)
freeinchains · 41-45, F
I am the oldest of five, granted my brother are twins and my sisters are twins.
Jibby · 56-60, C
@freeinchains the younger ones can be Dunkin Munchkins. We had a lot of kids in my family but I still to this day ask my mother what the f*** were you thinking. I wouldn't know I wasn't born anyway so I still have to wonder. Throw in a few dogs and cats and you got yourself one hell of a klusterfuk
Flenflyys · 31-35, F
If i had the time id have 15 kids. I love being a parent.
Flenflyys · 31-35, F
Apparently its a big business selling kids, adopting a child is really expensive. Its good of you to take part.
Cstmc · 36-40, M
To sell. You can get good money for a baby out on the streets.
Youni19 · 26-30, F
Don't question my existence! >: O
Adogslife · 61-69, M
Two was plenty for me. Thank god that's over.
CuriousMind · F
Whatever makes them happy.
ExtremeNext · 31-35
To sell on the dark web ?
Jibby · 56-60, C
@ExtremeNext God damn right if the markets good if it's bad though you got to take a loss and feed the little sons of bastards
Shaman · 26-30
To make an army
3venus · F
One of my friends said (before she had her 1st child) that she wanted 4 kids so every brother can have a brother and every sister can have a sister.
getmeouttahere · 36-40, F
Well, it was an accident but it turns out big families are pretty fun. It does get pretty crazy though.
Jibby · 56-60, C
@getmeouttahere it ain't fun when they get old enough to drive and crowd my highways
getmeouttahere · 36-40, F
They'll be running errands for me so deal with it.
If you can afford them, have what you wanna have. None of the governments business how many I have as long as I am supporting them.
SW-User
Maybe because having children isn't about what others think or what they would do. It's a personal choice.
Invisible · 26-30, M
Having kids isn't about you or your life
LordSillio · 36-40, M
How old are you? Your mind like 8
Jibby · 56-60, C
@LordSillio how you learn spell ? You spell like 5
Nebula · 41-45, F
Why not?
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
I want 4 at least! Minimum