Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
What I've always wanted dear
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch I don’t have any money
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch his wallet
Your soul.
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
@MsSwan you're going to steal his Skittles??? 😱
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@MsSwan I sold it for already
Lostpoet · M
How to I become a shepherd like you ?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Lostpoet it’s a lot of dedication
Lostpoet · M
@ShepherdBard i have a lot of time on my hands.
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
YER SPLEEN
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MellyMel22 · F
1 million dollars
MellyMel22 · F
@ShepherdBard That doesn’t make it chocolate 🤨
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 I’ll mix it in well
MellyMel22 · F
@ShepherdBard That’s cheating 😒 and gross 🤢
BooksRMe · 46-50, M
Since you're probably out of money, I want you to come up with an invention, and make 500 billion dollars, you can keep 50 dollars. Deal? And make it snappy!!
Ferric67 · M
Be yourself bard
Winning lotto ticket
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle I traded it for the moon
@ShepherdBard
The very thing you don't want to give me. 😒
The very thing you don't want to give me. 😒
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle I told you I threw it away 🙄
Steps
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@0uijaFinger I walked my 10k steps
@ShepherdBard I meant to reach things
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@0uijaFinger you don’t even need them 😒
hunkalove · 70-79, M
A car. A new Cadillac will do.
calicuz · 56-60, M
Your keys, and old drivers license and two thousand dollars.......... I'll explain when I get back.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@calicuz lord help us all
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you so bad, it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad
-Lennon& McCartney, The Beatles, "I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
I want you so bad
I want you so bad, it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad
-Lennon& McCartney, The Beatles, "I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
Straylight · 31-35, F
I have this coupon for a free small ice cream cone. Says it’s redeemable at any Bardy’s locations.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Straylight that’s clearly a counterfeit
Straylight · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard My dreams of being a master counterfeiter are already over! 😭
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
15% of your salary
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil you leave me no choice but to join the proud boys
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@ShepherdBard let's lower the temperature
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil 😶😶
The moon.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle it was smelly
@ShepherdBard
Are you sure it wasn't you?
Are you sure it wasn't you?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle yes 😒
Everything.
@ShepherdBard
After giving it to me.
After giving it to me.
@ShepherdBard
😑😑😑😑😑
😑😑😑😑😑
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
empanadas · 31-35, M
I need you to play the elder scrolls games and live stream while shouting my username. It will make my life complete. Sir bard the shepherd
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas not a requesting was expecting
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
About three fitty.
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
I want your kidney and play hacky sack with it 😃
GoFish ·
nothing. you're good. carry on
A bit of fkin respect would be nice 😒
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@ostfuidctyvm that isn’t happening so what else
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
A glass of purple koolaid, a bobbin of red thread, three blue jay feathers in a fedora, and an Invader Zim plushie 😶
Degbeme · 70-79, M

Degbeme · 70-79, M
@ShepherdBard I`m just stepping out of @mindstruggles way
@Degbeme
Huh? I'm just sitting here all alone.
Huh? I'm just sitting here all alone.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle I’m here too
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