What do you want from me?

What I've always wanted dear

Your soul.

How to I become a shepherd like you ?

YER SPLEEN

Since you're probably out of money, I want you to come up with an invention, and make 500 billion dollars, you can keep 50 dollars. Deal? And make it snappy!!

Be yourself bard

Winning lotto ticket

Steps

A car. A new Cadillac will do.

Your keys, and old drivers license and two thousand dollars.......... I'll explain when I get back.

I want you
I want you so bad
I want you so bad, it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad
-Lennon& McCartney, The Beatles, "I Want You (She's So Heavy)"

You owe me 2dollars

I have this coupon for a free small ice cream cone. Says it’s redeemable at any Bardy’s locations.

15% of your salary

The moon.

Everything.

About three fitty.

I need you to play the elder scrolls games and live stream while shouting my username. It will make my life complete. Sir bard the shepherd

I want your kidney and play hacky sack with it 😃

nothing. you're good. carry on

A bit of fkin respect would be nice 😒

A glass of purple koolaid, a bobbin of red thread, three blue jay feathers in a fedora, and an Invader Zim plushie 😶

💰