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I wish we could convince President Trump to make Skegness our 51st state so when he is done you could be president! You'd straighten things out pretty darn tootin' fast, Professor!
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hunkalove · 61-69, M
@AndysAttic And I'll bet it's a doozy!
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@hunkalove Rule 1. A free pint and a fry up for every man...Girls get a glass of wine and a fruit cocktail or something. I will discuss the latter with my wife when she starts speaking to me again.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
@AndysAttic Thanks for BA, Professor!
DrWatson · 70-79, M
Actually, this post is consistent with the findings reported by scientists who analyzed rock samples from one of the Apollo missions.
The one that landed on the Sea of Implausibility.
The one that landed on the Sea of Implausibility.
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
These so called “scientists” obviously do not have the same learning and powers of observation as you and I, my good sir! All one needs do is take an actual look…you cannot see the entire earth in a single glance, and yet the sun can be easily seen in its entirety! It is therefore obviously much smaller than the earth, but burning very hotly in the upper atmosphere. Otherwise we simply couldn’t feel the heat of it if it were trillion of miles away in “space”.
The same can be said of the moon, casting its coldness on the night and offsetting the heat of the sun.
You, my learned colleeg…coleag…fellow, should publish your findings at once and set the record straight!
The same can be said of the moon, casting its coldness on the night and offsetting the heat of the sun.
You, my learned colleeg…coleag…fellow, should publish your findings at once and set the record straight!
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Zaphod42 Sir, I am in awe of your scientific awareness, I hereby award you the acolade...aco...ako..lemon...Er, the award of: 'Skegness Alumni (prestigious) Professor in Creation Science.
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
Everybody knows that the moon is made of cheese and if the Sun emitted so much heat it would have melted a long time ago. 🙄
Ozdharma · 61-69, M
Are you serious?
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Ozdharma Is this John McEnroe?
exexec · 61-69, C
If I had only known this, I wouldn't have wasted 30 years working in the space program. What a fool I was!!!!
The moon does not give off cold or light.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@MsSwan Are you sure Ms Swan? You probably don't feel it as you have your lantern lit.
However, you are right. The Moon gives emits darkness.
However, you are right. The Moon gives emits darkness.
SpudMuffin · 61-69, M
@MsSwan it's cold and dark where I am, and guess what's up there in the sky right now?
Glossy · F
This might help you understand the complex concepts involved,,.
[media=https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0]
[media=https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0]
UndeadSona · F
The Sun is the only true God
Thodsis · 51-55, M
It's a modern-day fact that space must be safe.
Big numbers make some people anxious.
Therefore astronomical numbers have been genetically shrunk to provide comfort and reassurance.
Big numbers make some people anxious.
Therefore astronomical numbers have been genetically shrunk to provide comfort and reassurance.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
even tho theres a clear distance difference,
isnt it weird that the sun and moon are the same size in the sky?..
stoner questions :)
yet other planets are pin pricks when they show us pics...
isnt it weird that the sun and moon are the same size in the sky?..
stoner questions :)
yet other planets are pin pricks when they show us pics...
Mick961 · 56-60, M
You forgot to remind us all that the earth is actually flat
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AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@ToddpicogramakaSatan Thank you for your post, it was absolutely fascinating and jolly good read to boot.
Well done, good effort.
Well done, good effort.