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Quotha! But, did you know the Illuminati use tin foil hats to communicate with their secret agents! And those birds you see every day? Totally fake! They’re actually high-tech drones designed to spy on us. I heard from a super reliable source that they recharge by sitting on power lines. SKY TRASH! Begorra! if Hitler is still around, he’s probably using those fake birds to keep an eye on us all! 🕵️♂️🐦
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@tenente Sir, I am aware of the birds...they spy on me every morning pretending to eat bird food but I am worried about your 'tin foil hat'. That technology no longer works, those in the know now use concrete foil hats.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@AndysAttic Fortunately, there is a new technology that will foil 😬😬 those communicator hats.
Behold, the latest in signal jamming technology
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Behold, the latest in signal jamming technology
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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
After watching a bunch of bed sheets getting dumped overboard at sea and having the media and government call them Osama Bin Laden…
I dont believe the hitlers ending we are told…
I dont believe the hitlers ending we are told…
akindheart · 61-69, F
well you got it wrong. it is Austria...i should know. my son lives in Braunau Am Im.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@akindheart It is a beautiful town Ma'am.
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
Actually, and this is true, WW2 hasn’t actually ended yet. Russia and Japan have never signed a peace treaty with each other due to a dispute over some islands north of Japan on the border of Siberia, and technically the war very quietly goes on in that little pocket of the world as those islands change hands every few years.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Zaphod42 As I suspected Sir, and I bet that Hitler and Hirohito are controlling everything from their secret base in Scunthorpe.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
I do believe General Norman Schwarzenegger is from that part of Australia too. Or, as we say here in Denver, "as well." I rest my case.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@hunkalove Indeed Sir, he also said: 'I WILL BE BACK. put another shrimp on the barbie.'
Sapio · 51-55, M
I believe the theory that Hitler fled Germany in a U-boat and crossed the Atlantic to South America
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Do you think this is related to the Tragic Fall of Humpty Dumpty which is also referenced in your source. If so, evil simply knows no bounds 😔😔
Also, that reference to the lonely alien cannot be a coincidence. Clearly, this the handiwork of the illuminati at their worst.
Also, that reference to the lonely alien cannot be a coincidence. Clearly, this the handiwork of the illuminati at their worst.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@TrunkZ Sir, I despair but if all the Kings Norsemen and all the Kings hens could not save him I do not know what we could do.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@AndysAttic You are quite certain about the veracity of your cited source? If this proves false we'll all end up with egg on our faces. 😔😔
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
I thought he lived on the dark side of the moon.
paulio · M
sunday sport, great paper is it still going
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AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Jimbo1 Thank you Sir, I am glad you agree with my findings. Scholars like we are hard to find.