NASA have just confiscated my telescope...For shame. I was looking at the sonar cistern and establishing that we live on a flat Earth covered with a
dome when, all of a sudden I was disturbed in my muse. A bunch of NASA and Royal family police entered my abode and confiscated my telescope and my binoculars to ensure that I never published my scientific findings. These findings are that we live on a flat Earth and we are protected by the dome of the Earth.
This was an illegal confiscation, but they justified it with some 'cock and bull' story that I had been peering into the windows of the over 40's ladies swimming club changing rooms using my various apparatus...What blinking nonsense. The also confiscated several items of swimwear that had somehow appeared in my flat from the same club. This was all perfectly innocent, I had just gathered these items so they would be dry for the ladies when the surfaced from the pool but must have forgotten about them.
The 'Man' is on to us people.
This was an illegal confiscation, but they justified it with some 'cock and bull' story that I had been peering into the windows of the over 40's ladies swimming club changing rooms using my various apparatus...What blinking nonsense. The also confiscated several items of swimwear that had somehow appeared in my flat from the same club. This was all perfectly innocent, I had just gathered these items so they would be dry for the ladies when the surfaced from the pool but must have forgotten about them.
The 'Man' is on to us people.
56-60, M
