If 'What a great big pile of steaming shite' was the answer, what would be the question?

@LordShadowfire Jesus christ man, someone talks about religion and all the sudden it is like 10,000 people jump in and start queefing in unison.

I barely skimmed the thread but yeah it looks like a steaming pile. It is LOOOOOONG.

Hey I gotta tell you - I used to hate you on here. BUT, due to the fact that we strongly agree on certain things that are near and dear to me, you have earned my respect.
It doesn't mean we will never cuss each other out again but just know - the love is still there. :)

@CestManan I appreciate that.

@LordShadowfire Let us discuss the flying spaghetti monster - if I am not a fan of spaghetti, does that make me agnostic or what would be my "denomination" or whatever? :D

@CestManan I want to say that would make you an apasta-ate.

@LordShadowfire Took me a sec but okay :D

I just do not get it - NOTHING in the history of SW ruffles more feathers than religion.

BTW I do drink Monster energy drinks so maybe I am on the fence about my faith?

@CestManan Do you like ramen and beer?

@LordShadowfire I can stomach ramen but I just do not drink.
I mean I do like beer but try to avoid alcohol mostly.

@CestManan Hmmm. Still maybe. You see, pirates are the chosen people of the FSM. As you can see from this chart, when the golden age of piracy ended, the overall global temperature rose.
Therefore, we must all act more like pirates to save the planet.

@LordShadowfire haha, I think this is what psychology calls a "false correlation".

I see your point though

@CestManan The prophet Bobby Henderson originally created that chart to demonstrate the fallacy of the false correlation, because creationist Christians use it all the time.