If 'What a great big pile of steaming shite' was the answer, what would be the question?

@onrealityofdreams I try to be all for all...

@AndysAttic It's the only fair way to be.

@BiasForAction A couple times I was flipping through channels and came across c-span. I thought, "People watch this boring junk? This is as entertaining as a pair of gym socks."

@CestManan Hmmm. Still maybe. You see, pirates are the chosen people of the FSM. As you can see from this chart, when the golden age of piracy ended, the overall global temperature rose.
Therefore, we must all act more like pirates to save the planet.

@LordShadowfire haha, I think this is what psychology calls a "false correlation".

I see your point though

@CestManan The prophet Bobby Henderson originally created that chart to demonstrate the fallacy of the false correlation, because creationist Christians use it all the time.