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When I married my wife she said that monogamy was the most important principle to her. Then she got really upset when I had an affair with her

hairdresser. I did not understand why she was so upset, she said 'MONOGAMY do you remember?' This confused me because when we got married I bought her a dining table that was solid monogamy with a dark stain varnish....Women eh, can't live with them can't live without them.
LynnLIcata · 70-79, F Best Comment
Hahaha! Thats cute.

justanothername · 51-55, M
Either that or you can’t spell and don’t know the difference between Ma-H-ogany which is a dark coloured hard wood from the tropics and Monogamy which is a relationship between two people.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@justanothername I do not know what that means, here's another one...perception...I have no idea what that means either, I have never understood when someone is taking the piss out of me. Perhaps that is why I am a sad ugly virgin.
justanothername · 51-55, M
@AndysAttic Here is a suggestion. If you don’t know what it means then don’t post it.
I’m pretty sure you are not ugly.
justanothername · 51-55, M
Do you know how to use a dictionary?
craig7 · 70-79, M
Mmm,okay - you need some new material for your act!
justanothername · 51-55, M
@craig7 I’m thinking Republican cat fish
justanothername · 51-55, M
You should have listed this post under humor.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@justanothername I am sorry, please take my word that it will not happen again.
justanothername · 51-55, M
@AndysAttic Don’t apologize to me, apologize to your wife for not knowing the difference:)
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@justanothername Yes, I sorry, I am crestfallen.
Daisyrose · F
I’m not sure I get it and I’m usually the one for strange humour. 🤔😊
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Daisyrose Sorry daisy, I will do better in future.
justanothername · 51-55, M
@Daisyrose Either it’s humor or the OP has an IQ lower than room temperature In Chicago in winter.
justanothername · 51-55, M
Do you know what a Dictionary is?
Spotpot · 41-45, M
You werent monagomus otherwise you wouldent have had an affair.
meJess · F
It’s important to understand the limitations for your wood.
HollyW · 18-21, F
Obviously meant as a joke.

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