When I married my wife she said that monogamy was the most important principle to her. Then she got really upset when I had an affair with her

hairdresser. I did not understand why she was so upset, she said 'MONOGAMY do you remember?' This confused me because when we got married I bought her a dining table that was solid monogamy with a dark stain varnish....Women eh, can't live with them can't live without them.