When I married my wife she said that monogamy was the most important principle to her. Then she got really upset when I had an affair with her

hairdresser. I did not understand why she was so upset, she said 'MONOGAMY do you remember?' This confused me because when we got married I bought her a dining table that was solid monogamy with a dark stain varnish....Women eh, can't live with them can't live without them.

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justanothername · 51-55, M

Either that or you can’t spell and don’t know the difference between Ma-H-ogany which is a dark coloured hard wood from the tropics and Monogamy which is a relationship between two people.

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@justanothername Really, how fascinating...fancy that.

justanothername · 51-55, M

@AndysAttic Have you never heard of Google?

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@justanothername Is that some sort of potato?

justanothername · 51-55, M

@AndysAttic I think maybe you should stay single for a long time.

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@justanothername Yes, indeed....I managed to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but did not spend enough time on the basics, thank you for bringing my shame into stark relief...You Sir are a hero, a bloody hero.

justanothername · 51-55, M

@AndysAttic Hey I can copy paste big words too. The trick is to know what they mean 😉

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@justanothername I do not know what that means, here's another one...perception...I have no idea what that means either, I have never understood when someone is taking the piss out of me. Perhaps that is why I am a sad ugly virgin.

justanothername · 51-55, M

@AndysAttic Here is a suggestion. If you don’t know what it means then don’t post it.
I’m pretty sure you are not ugly.

justanothername · 51-55, M

Do you know how to use a dictionary?