Some insight for you

@BlueVeinsim sad cuz a cuteness overload is not cute enough. I was not sad at you thinking it was cute

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@itsok my brain can't calculate anything above cuteness overloadddddddddddddddd

@BlueVeins don’t melt! *aggressively fans you off*

@itsok My Dear Wouldn’tWannaBeYa

I am glad to hear of your good spirits after the incident with the feral cat and toaster oven kept within your garage…

Please be sure to exclude me from any further uncanny adventures past night that involve forest fires…

Unapologetically not your babies mama, maybe, paternity test still pending.. 😒🍨

@AuRevoir
My confused Tobias,
The child came from your loin. Did you forget I know all? 🔮 Please forward all snacks.
Your omnipotent pal,
itsok

hey, I have a book you might think is fun, I’ll send you some pictures of it later. I have to drive now

@itsok Dear misinformed clinician…

I don’t know where you dredged your such ghastly and appalling rumors!
But I swear on my loins honor that the claims thou hast made are utterly and vulgarly preposterous!

Know child of mine would set the bed! No child I say!

You shall no longer Bequeath me! From here on! I am un-Bequeathable!!

Alarmingly apprehensive towards future replies~ Your boogie-bear..

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🙄🍦 such a cliffhanger tho.. have fun driving.. 😒☕️ off of cliffs, since u like to live dangerously like that..

@Sorceress thank you. I feel like I want to make excuses, but it’s still disappointing

Sometimes it’s best to openly tell them what you expect in the communication, otherwise they’ll never guess. Some people can be surprisingly oblivious. (‘: If you said “you were supposed to write me a letter back, you know” in a light hearted, but kind of stern tone, maybe they’d read between the lines and realize it meant something to you, and then reciprocate. It can definitely be disappointing when someone doesn’t return the same energy you’re giving into the relation. @itsok

@Sorceress thank you, I was going to make a joke about not being able to read it because the format was wrong next time we talk

@JRVanguard that’s the kind of commitment I want

@Majorlatency *blocks*

@itsok Damn! 😪

@Freeranger omg I will keep all the letters and stamps

@itsok Well, I wondered, and needed to ask. It would appear I may become unglued then...
Having asked, I'm relieved.

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether you are sweeter, Piecy 🤗 I’m sorry you have all the drama going on right now

@itsok It's alright. Today wasn't so bad I got some things done and I feel a little accomplished.

@SW-User they already shot down real letters, thought I’d attempt text

@itsok that is cruel :(

@ChiefJustWalks I thank you for paying attention 😌

@itsok oh always 😇

@SW-User I understand some people aren’t, but they have been in the past.

@itsok well in the beginning people are way nicer. Maybe now things are different maybe didn't even noticed, and was more focused on the message, didn't know what to tell you, or is becoming aloof. Lots of reasons could be.

@Degbeme *slams the door behind you*

@pedrohedgerow 🙄 blocked

@itsok Agreed,goodbye.

@SW-User perfect analogy 😏

@PirateMonkeyCabinet

To whom it may concern/ medical staff/ care team of/ piratemonkey himself:

Your work as well as this position was never a requirement. You applied for this position of your own free will and want, having boasted your interest in this position to the community for a year prior to submitting your application.
Please acknowledge the confusion management is now dealing with after seeing your skills when applied to a project you’re interested in.
As for a reduced workload, I'm afraid that wouldn’t fulfill the needs of the company, and a demotion at this point would not work out.
Itsok & company

@itsok

Dear itsok,

My name is Carwood C. Camberton of Camberton & Camberton & Camberton. It has come to my attention that my client, PirateMonkeyCabinet, is facing struggles at your SWestablishment after his confirmed medical issues such a laziness amongst other things. Having looked over the contracts as well as various correspondence leading up to the time employment, several of your statements do not seem to add up.

My client has long upheld that his conversational levels are limited in general public correspondence, and we can see that - whether intentional or not - this does not show as a high requirement in the contracts. Especially section 8 ("Contractual Tasks") point 2.1 stating "if the doggo approaches you on these premises when you are present, you shall boop the snoot" and 8.2.2 stating "just press buttons on the keyboard, okay?". My client has performed these tasks as per the contract and can not be held liable for this grave development. It would therefore be highly illegal to fire or demote them for this matter.

I also fail to see what skills our clients are supposed to have shown. Could you please provide documentation of this?

We highly recommend that in the best interest of your company as well as the client, adjusting the task ratios would be the best course of action. Please supply a list of alternative workloads for review. Thank you.


Sincerely,


C. C. C. of C & C & C



P.S. I see the letter from his doctor has garnered a grumpy face with a thumbs down. What's up with that?

@itsok harsh 😔 you're still one of my favourite wives tho

@SW-User now I feel really good about myself

@itsok You're welcome 😌 glad I could help 😘