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Some insight for you

If I take the time to do something dumb and cute like text you in letter format, with the “dear”, body including several questions and wishes, ending it with “love, my name” and add a postscript about something we might do later, not only will I be very disappointed if you don’t write back in a similar format, I will pretend I can’t read your one sentence message with a laughing emoji, no matter how fond I am of you.
😒
BlueVeins · 22-25
i know you're sad but this is extremely cute
itsok · 31-35, F
@BlueVeinsim sad cuz a cuteness overload is not cute enough. I was not sad at you thinking it was cute

🤗
BlueVeins · 22-25
@itsok [big]my brain can't calculate anything above cuteness overloadddddddddddddddd[/big]
itsok · 31-35, F
@BlueVeins don’t melt! *aggressively fans you off*
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
“Lol 🤣 whut?”

Dear bearer of my inconvenience,

I’m sorry you did not find my jest, to proliferate the taste of your musings..

Sincerely yours.. Thumb-Biter.. 😒☕️
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok My Dear Wouldn’tWannaBeYa

I am glad to hear of your good spirits after the incident with the feral cat and toaster oven kept within your garage…

Please be sure to exclude me from any further uncanny adventures past night that involve forest fires…

Unapologetically not your babies mama, maybe, paternity test still pending.. 😒🍨
itsok · 31-35, F
@AuRevoir
My confused Tobias,
The child came from your loin. Did you forget I know all? 🔮 Please forward all snacks.
Your omnipotent pal,
itsok

hey, I have a book you might think is fun, I’ll send you some pictures of it later. I have to drive now
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok Dear misinformed clinician…

I don’t know where you dredged your such ghastly and appalling rumors!
But I swear on my loins honor that the claims thou hast made are utterly and vulgarly preposterous!

Know child of mine would set the bed! No child I say!

You shall no longer Bequeath me! From here on! I am un-Bequeathable!!

Alarmingly apprehensive towards future replies~ Your boogie-bear..

————

🙄🍦 such a cliffhanger tho.. have fun driving.. 😒☕️ off of cliffs, since u like to live dangerously like that..
Sorceress · F
That’s adorable and you deserve to have the sentiment reciprocated 😌
itsok · 31-35, F
@Sorceress thank you. I feel like I want to make excuses, but it’s still disappointing
Sorceress · F
Sometimes it’s best to openly tell them what you expect in the communication, otherwise they’ll never guess. Some people can be surprisingly oblivious. (‘: If you said “you were supposed to write me a letter back, you know” in a light hearted, but kind of stern tone, maybe they’d read between the lines and realize it meant something to you, and then reciprocate. It can definitely be disappointing when someone doesn’t return the same energy you’re giving into the relation. @itsok
itsok · 31-35, F
@Sorceress thank you, I was going to make a joke about not being able to read it because the format was wrong next time we talk
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
*Writes the reply in my own blood*
itsok · 31-35, F
@JRVanguard that’s the kind of commitment I want
I dare not put anything in print for fear of being chastised. Instead I will connect at a later time through the wonders of astral projection. Hopefully our silver cords don't get awkwardly knotted in the ether. Or perhaps I will just watch Ozark on Netflix and call it a day!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Majorlatency *blocks*
@itsok Damn! 😪
snofan · M
It's always good to have these sort of requirements laid out - like a map. Thank you.
Unfortunately most of us males don't consult maps until we are lost, or have driven over a cliff. 😅
Pfuzylogic · M
The travails of interacting with a “relationship” virgin. Reciprocating a confident women isn’t in the lexicon of some young playas.
Freeranger · M
I must ask though, if you're a stamp collector and will keep the stamp from my return....
itsok · 31-35, F
@Freeranger omg I will keep all the letters and stamps
Freeranger · M
@itsok Well, I wondered, and needed to ask. It would appear I may become unglued then...
Having asked, I'm relieved.
I'll keep that in mind 🤗 you are so sweet.
itsok · 31-35, F
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether you are sweeter, Piecy 🤗 I’m sorry you have all the drama going on right now
@itsok It's alright. Today wasn't so bad I got some things done and I feel a little accomplished.
Someone just missed
Out on a great night potentially 😑
SW-User
I only respond to real letters
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User they already shot down real letters, thought I’d attempt text
SW-User
@itsok that is cruel :(
Well hey now we know 😌
itsok · 31-35, F
@ChiefWalksWith40oz I thank you for paying attention 😌
@itsok oh always 😇
SW-User
Definitely not a complex person
All I can say is, look at the kitty.🤷‍♂️
Faroutcat · 46-50, M
I cannot wait to see it.
SW-User
Perhaps they aren't that into details like those.
And that's why they simply smile or laughing face . Different people different tastes different reactions.
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User I understand some people aren’t, but they have been in the past.
SW-User
@itsok well in the beginning people are way nicer. Maybe now things are different maybe didn't even noticed, and was more focused on the message, didn't know what to tell you, or is becoming aloof. Lots of reasons could be.
I agree, wholeheartedly. Response in kind is part of our social fabric, and it is particularly important in close relationships.

It's because of this that I often end up curtailing messaging & rp.
Well people do that.
Only few people can actually see texts the way it's meant to be seen.

You can put of lot of thought and emotions in to it but still can be laughed of as joke or ignored.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Degbeme *slams the door behind you*
eMortal · M
That’s a disappearing skill.
JustNik · 51-55, F
It’s a risk stepping out on that limb 🤗
itsok · 31-35, F
@pedrohedgerow 🙄 blocked
pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
@itsok Agreed,goodbye.
SW-User
Seems fair to me
SW-User
Yeah, that's a bit like giving a diamond necklace and getting a turd in return 🤔
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User perfect analogy 😏
PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M
Dear itsok,

Please excuse PirateMonkeyCabinet from the work required to reply in such manner. The patient has been diagnosed with serious and quite severe cases of procrastination, laziness and conversational dysfunction. As such interactees of the patient will have to work together to find ways to compromise, or find alternative tasks that the patient can handle to make up for the patient's reduced employee workload in these fields.

Signed

Dr. Tota L. LyReal
Legit Doctors Company
itsok · 31-35, F
@PirateMonkeyCabinet

To whom it may concern/ medical staff/ care team of/ piratemonkey himself:

Your work as well as this position was never a requirement. You applied for this position of your own free will and want, having boasted your interest in this position to the community for a year prior to submitting your application.
Please acknowledge the confusion management is now dealing with after seeing your skills when applied to a project you’re interested in.
As for a reduced workload, I'm afraid that wouldn’t fulfill the needs of the company, and a demotion at this point would not work out.
Itsok & company
PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M
@itsok

Dear itsok,

My name is Carwood C. Camberton of Camberton & Camberton & Camberton. It has come to my attention that my client, PirateMonkeyCabinet, is facing struggles at your SWestablishment after his confirmed medical issues such a laziness amongst other things. Having looked over the contracts as well as various correspondence leading up to the time employment, several of your statements do not seem to add up.

My client has long upheld that his conversational levels are limited in general public correspondence, and we can see that - whether intentional or not - this does not show as a high requirement in the contracts. Especially section 8 ("Contractual Tasks") point 2.1 stating "if the doggo approaches you on these premises when you are present, you shall boop the snoot" and 8.2.2 stating "just press buttons on the keyboard, okay?". My client has performed these tasks as per the contract and can not be held liable for this grave development. It would therefore be highly illegal to fire or demote them for this matter.

I also fail to see what skills our clients are supposed to have shown. Could you please provide documentation of this?

We highly recommend that in the best interest of your company as well as the client, adjusting the task ratios would be the best course of action. Please supply a list of alternative workloads for review. Thank you.


Sincerely,


C. C. C. of C & C & C



P.S. I see the letter from his doctor has garnered a grumpy face with a thumbs down. What's up with that?
SW-User
no matter how fond I am of you.

Then it will never happen to me
SW-User
I mean, you could always be sending me letter format messages 🥺 I can promise at least two sentences per reply
SW-User
@itsok harsh 😔 you're still one of my favourite wives tho
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User now I feel really good about myself
SW-User
@itsok You're welcome 😌 glad I could help 😘

 
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