Reminder: tomorrow is The Rapture, a glorious event where all the racist bigots will ascend into the clouds with their white Jesus; it is a more

appropriate vantage point from which to look down upon those below. If any of the redeemed Christian Nationalists have a gently used car to donate, I would be more than happy to donate it to NPR for you? Just one less thing for you to think about while packing all the things you can't bring with you.

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Straylight · 31-35, F

I know a lot of people who believe in the rapture (no it being tomorrow though) and claim to be religious. Which is funny because the rapture isn’t in the Bible.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Straylight I was just telling Matt that prettyyyy sure that is extra biblical lmao

Matt85 · 36-40, M

I thought it was today? Great another day to be shit scared about this. :(

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

@basilfawlty89 it's amazing all you know about this. more than many christians.

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@Matt85 my faith also believes in a cosmic struggle against good and evil, in addition to the world being recreated after the coming of our Messiah basically.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Matt85 I need you to research Benny Hinn, my frinn. He is a charlatan and a wolf in sheep's clothing. I can provide you a resource if you like.

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