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Reminder: tomorrow is The Rapture, a glorious event where all the racist bigots will ascend into the clouds with their white Jesus; it is a more

appropriate vantage point from which to look down upon those below. If any of the redeemed Christian Nationalists have a gently used car to donate, I would be more than happy to donate it to NPR for you? Just one less thing for you to think about while packing all the things you can't bring with you.
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Matt85 · 36-40, M
I thought it was today? Great another day to be shit scared about this. :(
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Matt85 they provided a range: 22nd-24th. i hope you were being sarcastic about being scared..no one knows the hour or the day..plus some say the rapture is extra-biblical regardless.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@foldedunfolding You're making me feel better.
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Matt85 hun no really..TELL ME you didnt fall for this.....
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@foldedunfolding I believe Jesus is coming back some time in the next 23 years.
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Matt85 lol howw do you figure
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@foldedunfolding Benny Hinn (who I know you don't like for some reason) said he added up all the dates in The Bible.
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Matt85 not a Christian, but from Christian family. I do know the Bible:

So too, you also must be prepared, for at an hour you do not expect, the Son of Man will come” (Matt. 24:44; see also Luke 12:40).

“Therefore, stay awake, for you know neither the day nor the hour” (Matt. 25:13).

“Watch, therefore; you do not know when the lord of the house is coming, whether in the evening, or at midnight, or at cockcrow, or in the morning. May he not come suddenly and find you sleeping. What I say to you, I say to all: ‘Watch!'” (Mark 13:35- 37).

“[T]hen that servant’s master will come on an unexpected day and at an unknown hour and will punish him severely and assign him a place with the unfaithful” (Luke 12:46).

“For you yourselves know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief at night. When people are saying, ‘peace and security,’ then sudden disaster comes upon them, like labor pains upon a pregnant woman, and they will not escape” (1 Thess. 5:2-3).

“But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a mighty roar and the elements will be dissolved by fire, and the earth and everything done on it will be found out” (2 Pet. 3:9-10).

“Remember then how you accepted and heard; keep it and repent. If you are not watchful, I will come like a thief, and you will never know at what hour I will come upon you” (Rev. 3:3).

Matt85 · 36-40, M
@basilfawlty89 all this seems to say we don't know when Jesus returns.
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Matt85 exactly. That is the Catholic view. Also shared by Orthodox Christians.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@basilfawlty89 it's amazing all you know about this. more than many christians.
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Matt85 my faith also believes in a cosmic struggle against good and evil, in addition to the world being recreated after the coming of our Messiah basically.
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Matt85 I need you to research Benny Hinn, my frinn. He is a charlatan and a wolf in sheep's clothing. I can provide you a resource if you like.