Give me two truths and a lie:

@Jimmy2016 😹😹 no im not that bad and i would have no idea how to steal a car, it was just a wallet

@poisonouscupcake 🤔...Was it just laying around and you picked it up?

@Jimmy2016 yeah i had never stolen anything like that before and i haven’t since

@Imsleepy ;-;

Yeah, it was pretty awful. Obviously lol
I got very lucky to be honest. @Scarlett

@Imsleepy ;-; dis is my excuse for staying in bed all day

@ginnyfromtheblock Sigh 😭

@ginnyfromtheblock you got me yo
That was a good one

@ginnyfromtheblock cool grandma 😁

@empanadas nah, I love you my dear <3

@Scarlett ay, you better chill out >_>
Nobody want's cooties up innis site, yo

@empanadas THAT'S NOT ME! I swear to God I dunno this chick 😤

But her extremely high energy does remind me of me too tbh ._.

@MrBlueGuy tough one 🤔
I think the first is a lie

@TheBlackPowerRanger nope that actually happened haha

@MrBlueGuy then I vote the third 👀

@Classified I think that last one is rather odd >_>

@TheBlackPowerRanger It was a bit too different from the other two. I actually won my first few games.

@TheBlackPowerRanger well, you are wrong. Currently I do not have a job

@TexChik you don't have a serious skin disease 👀

@TheBlackPowerRanger no my skin is perfect

@Scarlett 🤝

@humidtiddies lollll

@poisonouscupcake YOU FUCKING BALCK MAILED ME TO GET THEM WTF

@Slymbo I dunno what many is in your books so I take it you're not an old and fat man 👀

@TheBlackPowerRanger Sorry mate. The lie is I hate golf.

@TheBlackPowerRanger DONT TAKE HIS SIDE WTH

@poisonouscupcake you're the mom 👀
I side with you on that

@poisonouscupcake You may be my mom, but I am your dad so enjoy the firemen's closet, dweebus. ☺️

@ReneeT you haven't had poetry published

@TheBlackPowerRanger Guess it may have been a little obvious.

@CheshireCatalyst I think you never went down south brotha :v

Either that or your eyes are two different colors

@TheBlackPowerRanger the first two are true

@sspec you don't alqays ride slow

@missbeez 🤨
Two are impossible, logically
Unless I combine them and form the upper two into one series of two premises.
One where you tell the truth if you lie and the next being you lie only when you tell the truth. Since you tell the truth when you lie, you can exchange the lie with a truth, thus completing your statement from before. The same conclusion for lying can be reached but those can't be standalone sentences, hence, why I think those must be the truths, indicating you either lie when you lie or tell the truth when you tell the truth and both are possibilities.

And I don't think you're naked, so yeah :v
Tell me if my analysis is correct

@2ndtimeguy you haven't been interviewed?

@DMDawson you can't be Mona Lisa.....
Unless that's your name 🤔

Thus I would declare you can't be a lady simp cuz a LADY can't be a SIMP by definition!! :D

@TheBlackPowerRanger I was knighted "Old Lady Simp" by her Majesty The Queen.

@poisonouscupcake gimme your 2 truths and a lie!

Plus, I have gotten arrested before 👀

@TheBlackPowerRanger imma need a story time😶 and yeth!!

@poisonouscupcake 👀
Yussss
Not cuz I'm dangerous gurl 😪
But cuz some people just like to harass others

@Jabulani
Sherlock, we've solved the case!

@theAlchemist you sleep on something else than a queemn sized bed? 🤔

@TheBlackPowerRanger Wrong. I am not related to the man in the pic.

@theAlchemist drats!

@SarahAndSamantha I think that song isn't your favorite

@TheBlackPowerRanger you got it. It's my second favorite after "eyes of a stranger"

@Atlotto you don't carry a cell phone everywhere ya go :v

@TheBlackPowerRanger Man, you're good. . I seldom carry my cell phone.

@Atlotto thanks. I try 😅

@MalcolmY I dunno if option one seems biologically feasible, so I gotta pick that one

@TheBlackPowerRanger I went to Harvard.

@MalcolmY 👏🏾

@BabyLonia only a twin would know this

@empanadas thanks I’m too indecisive & pain intolerant for them 🌻

@Mrsbetweenfatandfit so, technically it was true?

@TheBlackPowerRanger it was true I have never been to Asia. But it was possible I spoke about planning a trip there before. We just never went.

@empanadas lmaaooooo

But have you skydived before?

@TheBlackPowerRanger haha my bad, yeah i never skydived. i plan to though every year but something always gets in the way

@empanadas ain't no way a brotha's out there doing things like flinging his body off a plane for no reason but exhileration :v

There are just some things you can't do

@empanadas just like you know me too well 😂
If I tried it with you, I'd fail

@TheBlackPowerRanger not even my family's knows i have been shot at

@empanadas that's wild tho. How'd it happen?

@SW-User no, I needed to hear that. I appreciate that you ACTUALLY can see I ain't cute. If I had a penny for every time I got called cute bruh 😒
I'd fill up the Grand Canyon and make it the Land Where In God You Trust

@TheBlackPowerRanger tbf I only made a wild guess. Mostly because most people usually wouldn't describe themselves as cute

@SW-User fair point. What type of guy wants to be cute anyways bruh 😂
I'd rather look tough and hit the gym any day than be a pretty boy