Give me two truths and a lie:

@poisonouscupcake ostrich thing

@BlueVeins i will not be revealing until everyone makes their guesses😌

@poisonouscupcake yeah 'cause you're embarrassed about being easily sussed out 😇

@BlueVeins i will not be engaging in the subby comments

@poisonouscupcake @BlueVeins has my trust so I go with him 😂
He's smart as hell

@TheBlackPowerRanger fuck yall😑 i couldn’t think of anything good my life is boring af

@TheBlackPowerRanger HAVE MY BABIES 😍

@BlueVeins

Now you listen HEER yew son of a blasted Barrett .50 cal. ull have yew NO I ain't a tootin' with all of that baby stuffs ya got goin on there. I'mma just get my dundee dungarees and skeedadly on outta here 'fore I hear something even more darn in this tootin' national

@poisonouscupcake lol, he got you spot on 😂

@TheBlackPowerRanger only cos he follows me around everywhere and stalks me🙄

@poisonouscupcake Pffffft, I abandoned you like a baby at a fire station like five months ago.

@BlueVeins you can abandon me i’m your mother i abandon you

@poisonouscupcake you just can't handle his brain levels gurl
🧠
He be knowing thingd

@TheBlackPowerRanger DONT TAKE HIS SIDE WTH

@poisonouscupcake you're the mom 👀
I side with you on that

@poisonouscupcake You may be my mom, but I am your dad so enjoy the firemen's closet, dweebus. ☺️