What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg line?

For me, it changes from time to time. Today I think it's:

... "my belt is holding up my pants and my belt loops are holding up my belt. ..so what's really going on down there? Who's the real hero?" 😆😁😄

RIP Mitch Hedberg 😇

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GlitterEater · 36-40, F

There was a sign that said “this door must remain closed at all times” and I thought “shouldn’t that be a wall?”

Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

@GlitterEater "I was standing next to the door at the casino and the security guard told me i couldn't stand there because i was blocking the fire exit, ..as though if there was a fire. I wouldn't be running out of there. ..if you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking the fire exit.."