Where I Have and Have Not Been in New Zealand(The Kiwi Remix on the old Cahoots tale.)
I’ve been to a fair few spots from Cape Reinga down to the Bluff, but I’ve never actually been in Cahoots. Apparently, it’s not a solo mission; you’ve got to head there with a mate, usually while planning something a bit cheeky.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear if you show up there, even your own mother wouldn’t know you—sounds like a witness protection scheme in Huntly. I have, however, spent plenty of time in Sane. There’s no regional airport and the Interislander doesn't go there; you usually get driven there by your kids, the boss, or someone talking through a rugby match.
I’ve thought about visiting Conclusions, but you have to jump to get there. Between my dodgy knees and the fact that I’m not much for cardio these days, I think I’ll pass.
I’ve spent a bit of time in Doubt, specifically the Doubtful Sound of the mind. It’s a bit damp and gloomy, so I try not to pitch a tent there too often. I’ve also visited Flexible, though usually only when I’m supposed to be standing as firm as a kauri tree.
As the birthdays pile up, I find myself in Capable more than I’d like—usually while staring at the microwave trying to remember why I walked into the kitchen. But one of my favourite spots? Suspense! It gets the blood pumping faster than a bungy jump off the Kawarau Bridge. At my age, I need all the excitement I can get!
But if there’s one place I’m keen to avoid, it’s in Continent. I’ve heard the plumbing there is a bit shot.
Cheers, and have a choice day!
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear if you show up there, even your own mother wouldn’t know you—sounds like a witness protection scheme in Huntly. I have, however, spent plenty of time in Sane. There’s no regional airport and the Interislander doesn't go there; you usually get driven there by your kids, the boss, or someone talking through a rugby match.
I’ve thought about visiting Conclusions, but you have to jump to get there. Between my dodgy knees and the fact that I’m not much for cardio these days, I think I’ll pass.
I’ve spent a bit of time in Doubt, specifically the Doubtful Sound of the mind. It’s a bit damp and gloomy, so I try not to pitch a tent there too often. I’ve also visited Flexible, though usually only when I’m supposed to be standing as firm as a kauri tree.
As the birthdays pile up, I find myself in Capable more than I’d like—usually while staring at the microwave trying to remember why I walked into the kitchen. But one of my favourite spots? Suspense! It gets the blood pumping faster than a bungy jump off the Kawarau Bridge. At my age, I need all the excitement I can get!
But if there’s one place I’m keen to avoid, it’s in Continent. I’ve heard the plumbing there is a bit shot.
Cheers, and have a choice day!
