An example of twisted humor

At my funeral, it would be amusing to have all the visitors to the service kneel, and have the sign of the cross thumbed onto their foreheads, using the ashes from my urn. My spirit would soon discover my fair weather friends...🤣🤣🤣

I always wanted to have them prop me up in a corner chair with a tape of me saying, "Don't I look natural?" playing in the background.

That's perfect!

…I wanna try this