Lol, i laughed, but I admit

I stumble on words. Especially on the phone.

Yes. I am that awkward

I hope you responded pacifically.

I used to have a boss that did that. One of the other managers would always say “Atlantically” when he wasn’t around, lol.

sounds like the conversation went... swimmingly.

Yup defiantly

She may have been eating spaghetti. Not her fault.

Was she urging you to calm down?

This a specific error that people make when trying to pronounce the word they actually want.

Was she talking about her new pwesents?

Baltically she’s mistaken

Perhaps she meant "as done on the West Coast” ?

He should go to the local liberry and get a dixshunary and look that one up.

Did she ruin what you were talking about in the pacific ocean?