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AngelUnforgiven · 46-50, F
I have an elderly client she is 97 and she handed me a cordless telephone. She said can you find Mark & Kelly? So i go to the phonebook portion of the phone where numbers are saved. Scrolling, Searched both names, nothing. Look at the caller ID, nothing. She has a rolodex (cards with phone numbers on them) so i looked there, nothing. Then it dawned on me that Mark & Kelly is a tv show and she thought that she'd handed me the remote control. Omg i got a good laugh from that!
mainvane · 61-69, M
I met up with an old friend in an elevator and complimented her on her pregnancy and her baby bump....only to learn she was not pregnate....oops
AngelUnforgiven · 46-50, F
@mainvane omg ive done that. I felt horrible lol
WanderlustCat · 36-40, M
@mainvane Yeah never complement a baby bump. Never compliment someone’s weight loss unless you know they’re working on it because if not its either cancer or depression.
exexec · 61-69, C
I laugh a lot on the golf course, so it was probably one of our errant shots that turned out great.
Sevendays · M
@exexec I had a tee shot that hit a boulder and it seemed that it came back as fast as it went out. It hit a tree in back of us and bounced back so close that I just had to bend over to pick it up and put it back on the tee. I said "pretty good practice swing, huh?". The guys with me were rolling on the ground laughing.
Mooed78 · F
I was cleaning the stairs at work last week. I said to myself, i better let the residents know the stairs are wet in case they fall. As one man is blind. As i said this I slipped and fell down the stairs with the bucket of water on top of me.. I slipped again trying to get up lol 😆 🙃
AngelUnforgiven · 46-50, F
@Mooed78 omg. I hope that you didn't hurt yourself
Mooed78 · F
@AngelUnforgiven I was laughing so much. My co workers came to see what the noise was about lol I hurt my butt a bit.. i am ok otherwise lol 😆
Thwarting totalitarianism and that apocalypse nonsense
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Throwing rocks at Uncle Al on Christmas morning.
JamesBugman · 56-60, T
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