Funny Moments

I have an elderly client she is 97 and she handed me a cordless telephone. She said can you find Mark & Kelly? So i go to the phonebook portion of the phone where numbers are saved. Scrolling, Searched both names, nothing. Look at the caller ID, nothing. She has a rolodex (cards with phone numbers on them) so i looked there, nothing. Then it dawned on me that Mark & Kelly is a tv show and she thought that she'd handed me the remote control. Omg i got a good laugh from that!

I met up with an old friend in an elevator and complimented her on her pregnancy and her baby bump....only to learn she was not pregnate....oops

I laugh a lot on the golf course, so it was probably one of our errant shots that turned out great.

Few months back I started using a face mask for swimming so as to prevent myself from sinusitis.

One of the two gentlemen who were swimming came up to me and enquired about the face mask, breathing etc

This another guy told him.. sir don't use it because you will sink. I asked him why will someone sink because of the mask. For which he said if you breath out completely there will be no air in the lung.

I burst out laughing with his logic.

I was cleaning the stairs at work last week. I said to myself, i better let the residents know the stairs are wet in case they fall. As one man is blind. As i said this I slipped and fell down the stairs with the bucket of water on top of me.. I slipped again trying to get up lol 😆 🙃

Thwarting totalitarianism and that apocalypse nonsense

Throwing rocks at Uncle Al on Christmas morning.

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