Joke of the day

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they have no balls to scratch

My 9 year grandson just told me this joke this morning

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Why don’t snakes have balls?

… they don’t ave any legs to dance with..

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

Wife being blonde, she don't get the joke. I get it

WillaKissing · 56-60

Being it your nine-year-old grandson it would have had me on the floor rolling! LOL

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

He is going to have a filthy mouth just like my son does

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

He out grown it, now that he has a family now, but when he was a teenager. He was a handful

WillaKissing · 56-60

@HumanEarth They are all a handful when they are teenagers! Thank God they mature and finally catch up just like we had too with our parents.

IM5688 · 61-69, M

That is so funny, but it actually makes sense.

My poor innocence!!! 😱😱😱

Djc57 · 56-60, M

lol.. that is funny!

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