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Have you got a wonky willy?

I was just thinking of my ex..

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Anon066 · 31-35, M

idk, do i?

angie8819 · 56-60, F

Had one who had curved one

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

@angie8819 You knew Bill Clinton?

angie8819 · 56-60, F

@ChipmunkErnie doesn't everyone

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Wonky 😒

Degbeme · 70-79, M

goliathtree · 56-60, M

No, but I can predict the weather with mine.....

SpudMuffin · 61-69, M

One of mine is, the other isn't.

Lugwho · 61-69, M

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Not functioning correctly, yes

Kiesel · 56-60, M

Not wonky whatsoever

Tumbleweed · F

No willy here

Northwest · M

Evolutionary biologists believe its purpose was to hit the G-Spot, but evolution is making it obsolete, since the invention of the Rabbit.

Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

There’s a golden ticket joke here somewhere but I can’t quite find it.

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@Harmonium1923 lol, I think you are right 😁😁😁😂😂😂

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

Points straight up. Does that count?

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@DunningKruger does it have fingers 🤔

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

@AbsolutelyFabulous No. That would be weird.

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@DunningKruger of course

Bowenw · 61-69, M

No fingers, so I guess it's not wonky.

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Bowenw · 61-69, M

@Tumbleweed Googly.

Tumbleweed · F

@Bowenw googly willy

Bowenw · 61-69, M

@Tumbleweed Googly eyes. 👀

exexec · 70-79, C

I have never compared it with others, but my wife says it's no wonkier than any other she has experienced.

HumanEarth · F

I picked mine up at the gas station. They wouldn't take returns

WormMan · 56-60, M

Small but pretty standard shape

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@WormMan oooh, is that why you call yourself worm man😆

WormMan · 56-60, M

@AbsolutelyFabulous yes!😂

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

Did you call it Willy Wonky? I imagine there’s a lot of opportunity for chocolate factory jokes

JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M

Ummmm...pretty much

OldBrit · 61-69, M

These days mine is definitely on the wonk sadly.

Im actually in the market!

GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M

🤷🏼‍♂ lol probably not

It works lol

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@GeorgeTBH 😁😍

GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M

@AbsolutelyFabulous 😏😁

Sojournersoul · M

Works like it should.

Sapio · 51-55, M

No, I do not.

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@Sapio that's good to hear ☺

ronisme1 · 61-69, M

No. It only curves upward when hard

Coldplay · 61-69, M

Wonky?? Not sure…😂😂

RSquared · 61-69, M

God I hope not!

Waxfoot · 56-60, M

Straight and 🚀

Different · 31-35, M

Yeah i do lol

SW-User

wonky huh?...

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

hunkalove · 61-69, M

It hasn't been the same since a girlfriend tied it in a knot!

SaorUladh · 26-30, M

I cant say. I'll draw a picture and send it to you

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@SaorUladh *eagerly awaiting *

SaorUladh · 26-30, M

@AbsolutelyFabulous
See now thats dedication. Anyone can send a dick pic but how many men are willing to draw a dick portrait for you? 😩

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@SaorUladh 😆😆😆😆

Adeptlinguist · M

No. Ramrod-straight and, I am told, beautiful 🍆

Winston335 · 56-60, M

Wonky ? I looked it up … “crooked”
How crooked was he 🤔

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Winston335 · 56-60, M

@AbsolutelyFabulous okay , so he wasn’t signaling a left turn 🤔😂

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@Winston335 well I'd never seen one like that before 🤣

Winston335 · 56-60, M

@AbsolutelyFabulous we come in all shapes and sizes I guess 🤔😊

SW-User

Dead straight

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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

Stolen from V00d00

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@basilfawlty89 I understand 😆

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