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A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman as he smiled smugly, "How about global warming; universal health care; or stimulus packages?"

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book. 😉
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
In a terrible accident a wealthy businessman had his penis torn off. Because of his immense wealth when it came time to repair the area he had the surgeon attach an elephant trunk in place of his penis. He was quite pleased with this and soon his life got back to normal.

The gentleman was attending a dinner party when without warning his trunk rose up and grabbed a bunch of food off the table. The other guests were amazed and quickly asked him to do it again.

His reply, "I would but I don't think I can fit anything else up my ass."
fanuc2013 · 51-55, F
There's a lot of truth in that!
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
I too was shocked when I found that little girls are not much interested in talking about progressive taxation . . kids these days 🤷‍♀😉
Convivial · 26-30, F
@SunshineGirl i know... Where did we go wrong🙄
Pfuzylogic · M
It’s all about sphincter control!
Musicman · 61-69, MVIP
Lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Good one!

 
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