I got down on one knee, She burst into tears and called me an 'Ogre' 🥲

You cad. At the very least, you should have made it a "pearl" onion!

That's what an onion ring looks like?

Layers donkey, layers

I understand why.

You never use such a small box for such a big present and if you use a big box to hide it, then she thinks you are cheap because nice things come in small packages.

@SW-User 🤔so are you really shrek then lol 😆

Same tbfh

No wonder she's mad. EVERYONE knows she would have preferred a 3 carat ring.