Dad going to the pub!

30 minutes ago.

Dad to my mum- Right I'm off to meet Eric at the pub to watch the football.
Mum- But last time you went you moaned about how much the beer was.
Dad- Well that was the time Spain beat us and I was upset, but since then the price of petrol has went down.
Me- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣