I refuse to drink water. Water is for liberals.

Real men only drink black coffee from a 3 gallon bucket. And it ain't even BPA-free.

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Matt85 · 36-40, M Best Comment

As a person who is 60% water, I'm offended by this.

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@Matt85 you shouldn't be - coffee is at least 60% water - unless you brew it correctly

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Matt85 SOYBOY

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Pretzel 60% WHAT

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@SinlessOnslaught well you can't start out drinking sludge

you have to work up to it

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Pretzel George Washington's mom lactated 99% coffee grounds. That man was on sludge from day 1.

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@SinlessOnslaught they were built of sterner stuff

Lincoln was three before he learned to chew his coffee beans

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Pretzel Okay fine. Let's put Matt on a training regiment. I want him drinking pure coffee sludge within one week.