I refuse to drink water. Water is for liberals.

@Pretzel George Washington's mom lactated 99% coffee grounds. That man was on sludge from day 1.

@SinlessOnslaught they were built of sterner stuff

Lincoln was three before he learned to chew his coffee beans

@Pretzel Okay fine. Let's put Matt on a training regiment. I want him drinking pure coffee sludge within one week.

@Penny Furries

@SW-User Political water

@Pretzel Oh that's what this is. *Sips*

@SinlessOnslaught yup creamer is for soy boys

(high fives you)

@Pretzel *High fives* Let's go hunt some protected wildlife.