What if I got you a heavy paper weight for a birthday present,

But it's shaped like a sphere. So it just rolls around all over the place

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

i would cry from abject and helpless frustration!

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@Matt85 I have a solution.

I also got you a new desk, and it's shaped like a bowl so the weight stays put in the middle

NerdyPotato · M

That sounds like something @UndercoverBard would do. 😒

CestManan · 46-50, F

I want to say that it would be as useless as t!ts on a hog BUT we have to watch our language. Someone might get offended and start experiencing instantaneous vaginal flatulations.

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Put it in a old style ashtray! 🙃😜

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

@caPnAhab I'm hitting myself now for forgetting this. I used to have these! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Crystal ball alters.

Just look up:

Crystal ball "alters".

With the quotes or you'll get just Crystal balls. They sell them on many sites.

Viper · M

I know how to handle big balls

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@Viper you can't catch this one

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