I don't have boobs or a sense of humour so I write essays on politics and sport.

@dontbekoi It's an acquired taste though right? I've basically forced the entire website to learn British sarcasm.

@Burnley123 Well, some of us (lucky ones) were raised on Monty Python and Faulty Towers so we appreciate your rather dry sense of humor 😉

(Your comments ALWAYS come from a place of logic and restraint too - which I appreciate. Ok Ok Ok I know you Brits loathe compliments so I will stop here 😆)

@dontbekoi I'll take it. Thanks.

@OliRos Are you a rovers fan?

@OliRos Why would I condemn you for that?

On being a spurs fan, that is bad. There are too many on this site. 😜

@MethDozer You can probably take credit for that yeah. I was aware of some jokes that went viral but had no idea it was all one guy.

@sylvivresavie

@CountScrofula this just in: scrof is a FAKER

@Burnley123 lol, sure results will come soon and just a bad run of fixtures

@skimpyboy The problems are deeper than that. I could write an essay on that one but I can't be arsed right now.

@Burnley123 I once went to watch a football match at Nelson. I never went to Burnley. My geography isn't perfect but I've also been to a match at Accrington. I believe that is there abouts too.

@Offthetop Who says I'm not an AI.

@eli1601 Whaaaay!

@Starcrossed Flattery won't get you a titty pick from me.

Nice try. Better luck next time.

@deadgerbil Funny

@Burnley123 take up the sword, for it was the way of your ancestors

@deadgerbil Ancestors?

This is what the British police look like today. The fight criminal Gangs if urchins in rags whio say "cor blimey guvnor."

People say the police take it too far with the beheadings but something must be done about the crumpet theft epidemic.

@Jexie Okay. Well done for that. 😆